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There’s a bar on top of a really, really high building and it’s very windy outside, so it is swaying back and forth.

A guy walks into the bar and has some drinks and is there for a few hours. Another guy comes and sits next to him.

The first guy who has been there for a while looks at the man and says to him, “You know that there is a nice breeze outside and if you jump out it will blow you right back in.”

The second guy doesn’t agree and tells him to prove it. So, the first guy jumps out the window and comes soaring right back in.

The second guy asks him to do it one more time. So, the first guy jumps out and the nice breeze takes him right back into the bar.

At this time the second guy is starting to believe him and decides he needs to try this. He then jumps out and falls down to his death.

The bartender turns to the first guy and says, “Superman, your an asshole when your drunk!!”

there are 7,005,825,449 people on the planet Earth

1,840,179,188 of those are under the age of 14

2,879,591,730 of those people to be over the age of 35

3,534,767,376 of those are male

that means 256,430,953 of them are felmales from the age of 15-35

only 5 of those felmales will marry a member of one Direction

you only have a 0.0000019498426075348145% chance of being one of them

may the odds be in your favor ^__^